Sherotone. One boy for the whole story.

White-and-red toy poodle. Shoulder height? Like a thermos. Chest? Like a drum.

Ancestors were clipped like lions. Sherotone doesn't discuss haircuts. Looks down on the world — even from your arms.

Fact: male poodles guarded nobles' carriages. Sherotone guards slippers. And does it silently. Barking is for weaklings.

Eats for three. Sleeps stretched out. Outside, he checks every bush — he's on patrol. Not afraid of the girls in the litter. The hardest nut to crack.

Looking for someone who appreciates a masculine approach. Toys aren't thrown — they're conquered. A spot next to him must be earned. Weak nerves? Walk on by.