Shoty Star. Astronomy in a small package.

White-and-red toy poodle. Shoulder height? Just above your ankle. In her eyes? Whole constellations.

History: ancestors of French kings. Shoty does her royal pose on the couch.

Sleeps in a ball by your neck. Wakes you not with barking — with a cold nose in your ear. Eats slow. Takes breaks. Loves staring out the window — checking if the moon fell yet.

Fun fact: red color was recognized last — in 2007. Shoty wears it like an evening gown.

Looking for someone who isn't scared of three kilos of authority. The pillow spot is taken. The star has been assigned.